The three fleas

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The three fleas

Post  Y E L L O W on Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:37 pm

My buddy told me this one in Elementary School.

There's these 3 flea's, and it's raining so they're trying to find a place to stay. They come across a seemingly abandoned house. The first flea says, "I got the couch!" the second flea says, "I got the sink!" and the third flea says, "I guess I've got the toilet..." When morning comes around the first flea exclaims, "I slept great! How about you second flea?" the second flea says, "I slept pretty decent, how about you third flea?" the third flea says, "I probably would've slept great had it not been for the lightning, thunder and big log in the toilet!"


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